I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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