Pregnant stripper...not hot.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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