jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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