last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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