So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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