Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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