Already got asked if we're dating
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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