so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
