Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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