we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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