i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It's official drugs can't kill me
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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