And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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