in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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