ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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