scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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