I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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