when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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