I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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