Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Randomize
