i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
