And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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