i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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