if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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