I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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