Kiss
Puke
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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