You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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