And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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