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just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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