Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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