Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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