I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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