There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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