she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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