you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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