Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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