Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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