Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
honey bunches of taint.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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