Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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