Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
