I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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