I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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