i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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