He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
