You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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