Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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