I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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