Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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