he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
you didnt know i had herpes?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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