One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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