It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
