Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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