plz talk dirty to me
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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