Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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